![]() ![]() Also, why is one twin aging exponentially faster than the other? Selena Gomez I’m willing to bet on my most-liked Instagram photo that at least one of them is wearing Birkenstocks underneath all of that. Instead, they’re both serving middle school pottery teacher realness. The Olsen Twins have been dressing in mysterious cloaks and capes for like, what, a decade now? So I was kind of hoping to see a little more from them. If you think I’m bitter, I am-Solange totally stole my “sexy Ursula” costume idea for Halloween. Solange could probably buy all the Getty Images of herself in this outfit and sell them as Rorschach Tests to therapists in hipster neighborhoods. But all joking aside, I’m going to try to be positive here. I would do anything to hear an unedited clip of the noise this shit makes when you walk. If I were Shailene Woodley, I would have shown up, taken one look at Zendaya’s outfit, and promptly left. I actually could warm up to this look if someone could please confirm that Shailene Woodley purposefully showed up to the Met Gala in a Sexy Lord Farquad costume. ![]() While I can appreciate the dramatic implications of wearing a dress that makes it look like you’ve been stabbed in the heart a bunch of times, I can’t get behind the creepy wizard bird lady vibe, or the Weird Al Yankovic hair. ![]() The Ensembley Challenged Lana Del ReyĪt best, Lana looks like the hottest girl at a cosplay convention in the Midwest. Here are the celebrities who inspired the best memes with their god-awful outfits, and those who looked so good that we’ll actually give them a break for once. However, I can’t (sorry, Grandma), so instead, I’m going to talk shit about celebrities wearing outfits that require teams of people who make more money than me to help them walk around. If the classroom I took one year of CCD classes before making my First Communion didn’t have a very distracting pet guinea pig in it, I might have paid more attention and would currently be able to provide more insight into that theme, or at least know what to do with my hands on the off chance I get roped into attending a church service. This year’s theme was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination. It’s that ridiculous, and the 2018 Met Gala didn’t disappoint.Īs I’m sure you’ve all been waiting for (probably?), here’s a recap of the 2018 Met Gala. Simpson returns and makes the game winning touchdown at 70 years old, then confesses to murder, and the halftime show is just John Legend singing show tunes while Chrissy Teigen eats a bucket of fried chicken on top of the piano. You know how basic bitches always say the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is their Super Bowl? Well, if that’s true, then the Met Gala is a meme-loving betch’s Super Bowl. ![]()
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